Swine Flu

Sitting this morning amongst fellow International Business Transactioners, I have come to the conclusion that it would be mega-bad-ass to get the swine flu. This idea did not come lightly, but seeing as this is the 94th minute talking about the gloriousness of letters of credit between a New York toy company, Santa Claus, and a bunch of smelly herring-laden Greek fishermen, I think that it is simply a better solution than hara-kiri, though the thought of ritual disembowelment has flitted amongst my thoughts as we speak of loading a laden container with a bill of lading to go to the aforementioned smelly abalone farmers. I wonder if, in a couple of years, we will come upon the herring flu? If so, the Greeks are screwed.