Thursday, September 10, 2009

Where are the crazy police?

From the people who brought you mortgage-backed securities, I give you: life insurance-backed securities!

3 comments:

  1. I am not buying the Asian-backed securities. Those people live FOREVER.

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  2. I want to know what their pooling procedures. Will they pool and repackage Asians with drug runner? What about Floridians? Can you buy a partial interest in a group of people?

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  3. All important questions. I wonder how I could get a share of the Smuckers' pool. It has to be good.

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