Wednesday, May 20, 2009

GOP Option #2

The Ron Paul Option, Crazyapocalypticism. Do the following:

1. Draw on scary eyebrows.
2. Describe the economic recession for 5 minutes in one sentence, long enough to make C.S. Lewis blush, using metaphors, similes, and simply adjectives, but no (and I mean NO) verbs. Present active participles are to be considered adjectives in this situation, not verbs.
3. Use "torture" and "generous" in the same sentence.
4. Use "revolution" and "change" in the same sentence.
5. Use proper parliamentary procedure.

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